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Arctic Lumens
- $107.00
- "The bright dancing lights of the aurora are actually collisions between electrically charged particles from the sun that enter the earth's atmosphere. Instead of traveling to the North or South Poles, you can now experience this Arctic lightshow conveniently around the orbit of your own melon." -Nicky Copernicus PRODUCT SPECS: *Limited Edition 1 of 1 *Stitched by Human Hands *6-Panel…
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Brink’s-Mat83
- $43.00
- "The most important moments are the ones that make you realize there’s no turning back. You’ve crossed a line, and you’re stuck on the other side now." -Mickey McAvoy PRODUCT SPECS: *6-Panel Cap, Flat Bill, Snapback Closure *One Size Fits Most *6,800 Gold Bars in 76 Cases not included *Cut and Uncut Diamonds also not included SHIPPING: 07.01.23
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Chico Mujeriego
- $107.00
- "Were it not for the usual sexual asymmetry present in our language and culture, "loose man" would be a reasonable synonym for "womanizer", and "womanizer" would be a reasonable translation for "Chico Mujeriego!" -La Jornada PRODUCT SPECS: *Limited Edition 1 of 1 *Stitched by Human Hands *6-Panel Cap, Flat Bill, Snapback Closure *One Size Fits Most *Add 3 drops of…
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Claw
- $107.00
- "It is estimated that the raw power of a Claw paw swipe is around 10,000 lbs of force. The sharpest Claws at the tips of paws, this swipe is one of gnarliest in the animal kingdom. Besides mutant polar bears, a swipe from the Claw paw is one of the most deadly." -S.D. Attenborough PRODUCT SPECS: *Limited Edition 1 of…
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Double Platinum
- $43.00
- "This cap embodies BOTH refined integrity (AKA 'The Platinum Rule' - Treating others the way they want to be treated...) AND incredible physical strength (6-times the density of diamonds). Sensitivity, strength and a shit-ton of money, times 2." -Chicks Dig It PRODUCT SPECS: *6-Panel Cap, Flat Bill, Snapback Closure *One Size Fits Most *Number of records sold - "1 million"…
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Electric Sexualz
- $107.00
- "Shit happens when you party naked!" -Captain Phil PRODUCT SPECS: *Limited Edition 1 of 1 *Stitched by Human Hands *6-Panel Cap, Flat Bill, Snapback Closure *One Size Fits Most *Batteries not included *Complimentary Penicillin shot at participating locations SHIPPING: NOW
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Hedge Funder
- $43.00
- "At the end of 2 years, 'P' dollars invested at an interest 'r' compounded annually increases to an amount, 'A' dollars, given by 'A = P(1 + r)2'. Find the interest rate if $2,000 increased to $2,420 in 2 years. Additionally, factor in those people totally fucked over (TFOx1,000) divided by 'other lives destroyed' (OLD). Write the answer as a…
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In the Weeds
- $107.00
- "A colloquial expression used when persons are near or beyond their capacity to handle a situation or cannot catch up. Struggling. Very busy. Hopelessly behind." -Bottomless Mimosa Sunday Brunch PRODUCT SPECS: *Limited Edition 1 of 1 *Stitched by Human Hands *6-Panel Cap, Flat Bill, Snapback Closure *One Size Fits Most *Chits to the floor piling up to impossible heights, not…
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J. Blazer, MD
- $43.00
- "Committed to the ongoing scientific analysis of the Double Barrel Double Venturi Ricocheting Vortex Effect and its impact in the treatment of sobriety." -Journal of Medicine PRODUCT SPECS: *6-Panel Cap, Flat Bill, Snapback Closure *One Size Fits Most *Ongoing pointless innuendo-laced scientific hypothesis and testing strongly encouraged *Eye drops probably required and hunger to definitely follow SHIPPING: 07.01.23
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