“With this little blonde hair azure-eyed SoCal beach brat on the brow, the seashore truly is cheaper than therapy. Just don’t stare directly into the hat as it may cause permanent ocular meltdown.”
-my therapist

PRODUCT SPECS:
*6-Panel Cap, Flat Bill, Snapback Closure
*One Size Fits Most
*SPF 400 minimum requirement
*Absolutely no affiliation with Aryan Racial Ideology – just pure beach fun in the sun!

SHIPPING: 07.01.23