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"At the end of 2 years, 'P' dollars invested at an interest 'r' compounded annually increases to an amount, 'A' dollars, given by 'A = P(1 + r)2'. Find the interest rate if $2,000 increased to $2,420 in 2 years. Additionally, factor in those people totally fucked over (TFOx1,000) divided by 'other lives destroyed' (OLD). Write the answer as a…
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