“Heroically leap into a stellar-mass black hole and be subjected to a process called ‘spaghettification’.  The black hole’s gravitational force will compress you from toupee to toe nail, while stretching you at the same time…thus, spaghetti.”
-NASA

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*6-Panel Cap, Flat Bill, Snapback Closure
*One Size Fits Most (via Spaghettification)
*Containing approximately 4.31 million solar masses
*Singularity guaranteed
*Listen closely for the charming cosmic belch

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